Loo-se Talk! in the Norfolk Broads
In fact, a couple of years ago, I was sitting quietly in the ladies' at Wroxham Barns when two stout women bustled in. I could tell they were stout by the amount of muttering and underpinning that went on.
Now, the toilets in Wroxham Barns are beyond reproach. They have tiled floors, clean sinks and wide cubicles. And it was the wide cubicles that caught the eye of these visitors.
"I can turn around in here, Joyce," said one of them.
"Have you ever been to the Theatre Royal?" asked the other. "Queue up for hours and then get stuck in the door."
Copied, with thanks, from the Eastern Daily Press.
